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The 7 Greatest Left-Handed Guitarists of All Time

As I‘ve mentioned before, I play guitar left-handed. And I won’t get into the question of whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing (or a little of both). It is, however, fairly unusual. Anywhere from 7-10% of the population is left-handed, but go to a guitar store and see if 7-10% of the guitars are. It’s rare enough that I’ve only ever met a couple of other southpaw players, and that was only when buying or selling a guitar.

There have been a handful of greats, though, who play the “wrong” way. As a fun (and hopelessly subjective) exercise I thought I would put together a top 7 (get it? 7%?) list. Here goes:

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1. Jimi Hendrix. This one’s a no-brainer. He would have been #1 on the list of greatest right-handed guitarists, too, if he had played right-handed. He played a variety of guitars, both built left-handed models and righty guitars with the strings flipped. The greatest rock guitarist of all time.

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2. Dick Dale. The king of the surf guitar was was and continues to be innovative and inimitable. He plays Fender Stratocasters strung upside down (that is, strung as if for a right-handed player). His machine gun tremolo picking and lightning-fast runs were unlike anything anyone else was doing when he appeared on the scene.

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3. Albert King. The Velvet Bulldozer. A tremendous blues frontman, he had a commanding and powerful stage presence and voice that complimented his muscular and agressive playing. He’s another guy who played guitars strung for right-handed players, which no doubt contributed to his unique voicing and phrasing.

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4. Tony Iommi. A founding member of Black Sabbath, Iommi has as much claim as anyone else to the title “inventor of heavy metal.” Since 1969, Iommi has been cranking out classic metal riffs, from Iron Man to War Pigs to Sweet Leaf, along with some surprisingly sweet and sophisticated prog-rock-inspired interludes like A Bit of Finger and Planet Caravan.

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5. Paul McCartney. Surely the man needs no introduction, but besides being a very musical and underrated bass player, McCartney played guitar on several Beatles songs. Later on in Wings and his solo efforts he played many of the guitar parts.

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6. Kurt Cobain. Not a great technical player, but composed some classic riffs and songs, many of which are very deceptively hard to sing and play at the same time. Would be rated much higher if this list was based upon influence, but even as a guitarist he could hang with the greats. Interestingly enough, Cobain wrote with his right hand.

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7. Omar Rodríguez-López. Pompous? Yes. Often annoying? Well, that’s my opinion, but yes. Say what you will, (and obviously I’m not a great fan,) the guitarist for At the Drive In and The Mars Volta can shred.

So, what do you think? Anyone I missed? Who should I move up the list?

The most astonishingly bad product I have ever seen

Sorry for the non-UI/non-software post, but I happened upon Dr. McGillicuddy’s website today (don’t ask me how, it’s a long story) and from there found my way to the General Store, where people who survive the awful site design and navigation can buy various merch branded with their favorite budget liqueur. It was there in the Drink In Style section that I found this:

The incredibly awful Dr. Family Ski Shot

The bafflingly awful Dr. Family Ski Shot

It’s the Dr. Family Ski Shot. I guess it’s for the family that drinks together? Or it’s a ski shot designed by Dr. Family? Either way, it’s $59.99. For that kind of scratch, it had better be pretty useful, no? So what would you say it is…you do here, Dr. Family Ski Shot?

From the site:

Line up for shots. The Doctor Shot Ski is designed to let 3 people stand side by side to do a shot. It looks and feels like a real mini ski.

So it’s designed to let 3 people stand side by side to do a shot. Were people having trouble doing that without a schnapps-themed piece of miniaturized sporting equipment?

I am glad to see that it looks and feels like a real mini ski. I was getting really tired of all those drinking aids that didn’t feel like a mini ski. Or look like a mini ski. This one nails that, because, well, it was designed to.

Thanks, Doc!