The bafflingly awful Dr. Family Ski Shot

It’s the Dr. Family Ski Shot. I guess it’s for the family that drinks together? Or it’s a ski shot designed by Dr. Family? Either way, it’s $59.99. For that kind of scratch, it had better be pretty useful, no? So what would you say it is…you do here, Dr. Family Ski Shot?

From the site:

Line up for shots. The Doctor Shot Ski is designed to let 3 people stand side by side to do a shot. It looks and feels like a real mini ski.

So it’s designed to let 3 people stand side by side to do a shot. Were people having trouble doing that without a schnapps-themed piece of miniaturized sporting equipment?

I am glad to see that it looks and feels like a real mini ski. I was getting really tired of all those drinking aids that didn’t feel like a mini ski. Or look like a mini ski. This one nails that, because, well, it was designed to.

Thanks, Doc!